The short list of the only candidates the Republicans could consent to replace Antonin Scalia on the high court; Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Roger Ailes, Dick Cheney, Bill O’Reilly, Chuck Norris, or Ted Nugent. Wait… They would have to have a sense of humor, though being a lawyer is not actually required there is precedent, and of course a woman would be nice leaving Ann Coulter.