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The Truth Hurts Department! Boy do Republican hate being told that they are what they are. Let me tell you! Gosh.
Accuse them of being selfish and you are a Marxist.
Accuse them of being greedy and you are a socialist.
Accuse them of being against workers and unions and you are a communist
Accuse them of not paying fair share of taxes and you are conducting class warfare.
Accuse them of racism and you are accused of being a racist.
Accuse them of taking joy in executions and you are a wussy who coddles criminals.
Accuse them of religious intolerance and you hate God.
AND IT WORKS FOR THEM here in the United States of Duh.