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How is it a very black man can lead the GOP primary – even if for just a few more weeks? Well other than one of the the other two candidates being too stupid to talk and the other not being a real Christian.
Herman Cain, like Clarence Thomas and Ward Connerly along and a handful of other black Right-wing whack jobs play an important role in serving up mint juleps to White Republicans. For as you know, if a white person has a black friend, then they cannot possibly suffer any degree of racism at all. And they are paid very very well, usually in bags of silver.
Though we are told it is all about his wonderful idea in 9 9 9!
A 50% reduction in what the wealthy pay in capital gains.
A 300% drop in what the wealthy pay in income taxes.
And a 100% to 200% increase in what the poor and middle class pay in sales taxes.
Now there is a plan 2% of Americans can get behind!
Which reminds me of one of the great American truths we are not allowed to hear.
The Republican Party, the conservative movement, Evangelical Christianity and the Tea Party are all dedicated to relieving the wealthy from taxation while reducing and eliminating social programs for the poor. The poor, WHO ARE MOSTLY BLACK AND HISPANIC. So what they take down a few white snake handlers in Sleepy Holler…