Daily Show Olympic commentators Jordan Klepper and Roy Wood Jr claim it is superior American gymnastic know how that is what makes the Donald Trump defenders a winning team. Led now by Rudy Giuliani with teammates Chris Christie, Ben Carson, Duncan Hunter, Katrina Pierson, Jerry Falwell jr, Franklin Graham and Sarah Palin belly flopping into the dive pool, entangled in the parallel bars, running around the hurdles and finding success only thing in synchronized drowning.
What are these people thinking? Gosh. Even before the debates, which cannot go well for the Orange Buffoon, the king of poll accuracy Nat Silver is giving Hillary an 85% chance to win, 6 to 1.
Are they all looking to replace Roger Ailes at Fox News? Or perhaps they are paid large sums of money? Oh oh oh… I have it. The Melania kneepad solution. For that I have to first personally thank Donald Trump who is running on a campaign of political incorrectness and secondly to thank Rush Limbaugh who just yesterday explained that words do not matter.