Ou ou that look! You can see the daggers come out of Perry’s eyes. Don’t mess with Texas Mitt!
I don’t know Mitt, be careful there, I wouldn’t put my hands of this guy. Rick Perry is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Which is why we like him so much down here in Dumbutt. He is someone all Texans can proudly say, "Hell Jo Bob, that Rick Perry ain no smarter than you me and you!" That’s very important down here. Smart people phis us off with all their la-de-da book reading and educations. We don’t need it, we have guns to compensate for smarts. We also don’t like them foreign beers like Heiniken and Corona which we God only knows how to open. Bud Lite! No thinking, no taste no problem!
We all know Rich Perry is armed and dangerous as he has killed 232 unarmed people in that little room here in Huntsville. Oh, and one coyote he says "looked at him funny" while he was jogging. 9mm with laser sight.
At the end of the debate everyone shook hands except these two who kept to opposite sides of the stage.