Runaway Cain: Herman Cain. Just when the brainiacs began to decode his ‘999 tax plan’ and divulge its diabolical meaning to the rest of us and Cain, he is proud to present ‘909.0’ so now absolutely no one – (including Cain as before ) knows what the hey it means!
Oy! Phil Mitsch, Republican senate candidate from New Jersey. The saddest thing about this clam-head is that I truly believe he is sincere. He truly believes that he was giving the female constituents helpful ‘relationship tips.’ Hey – why not the men? Never mind, we won’t be hearing from him again. How many years has it been since some dumb bunny could write "Be a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom" and not get slapped upside his or her fat drunken head?
Daffy rates Gary Bauer Dithpicable! Occupy Wall Street protestors have been labeled hippies, violent mobs, drug addicts and general n’er do wells. Bauer adds another moniker by labeling them anti-Semites. This is a leap of truth made possible only by Bauer’s own intrinsic beliefs that banks are people too – Jewish people!