Sleigh bells and big sales and shiny red ribbon. Hey, didn’t we agree not to exchange gifts this year? That’s not the voice of Scrooge. It will shock those of you sporting elf hats, but not everyone shares the mad (and now perilous) dash of holiday shopping with the same degree of delight. The ranting Gentlemen offer some home truths about gift giving and receiving from the people who’d rather just not, thanks just the same.