At long last, a candidate with ideas, integrity and honesty – not to mention a kicky fashion sense! Who could resist the promise of a pony for everyone? He has my vote. There are practical reasons for the ponies as well. The program will boost job creation, methane, and reduce our dependence on foreign oil. Not least is the revolutionary pony identification program. You won’t lose that in your wallet. I did say that Vermin was honest, and he is painfully honest enough to state that the pony promise among others is one he is fully unprepared to follow through upon. That’s integrity!