Jesus – as crazy as it may seem after having been executed himself – finds the applause and joy Republicans take in massive executions a bit hard to take.
But I am sure when his upcoming makeover, he will have his blond Semitic long locks sheared into that Marine look, put in a three piece suit, wingtips, an NRA approved .44 in one hand and an upraised middle finger in the other for the poor, the dispossessed and those whose names end in vowels or are hard to pronounce.