Seth Meyers takes a closer look at Trump’s mounting legal woes,now compounded by former V.P. Joe Biden’s continued desire to punch Trump until he sees birdies completely unrelated to Twitter.
Furious Trump faces three porn stars a’ suing, Robert Mueller’s “Witch Hunt” and a frequent leaker in the White House. Additionally Trump is plagued by vanishing legal teams and staff, because no one wants to replace them. One would be as likely to find a sex tape between Trump and Kim Jong un, than someone willing to replace those who have ‘gone to a better place’ – far from the Trump White House. Referring to Trump’s hiring difficulties Seth points out: “It’s like asking someone to join the crew of the Titanic right after it has been hit by an iceberg.”
With the selection of lawyers thinning out, it seems clear that Trump answered the following ad late one night:
Did you collude with a foreign adversary? Are you being sued by a porn star? Is your name Donald Trump? Then call the law-firm of DiGenova & Cobb where we have no standards. Let US help YOU Donald Trump!
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