The Onion’s Super Tuesday report saw the beginning of Mitt’s rise in the polls. Oddly, rather than hiding his wife’s two caddies and other American cars, Mitt brought out the bling and rocked it. Other candidates may wish to take note that throwing money into the audience is a crowd pleaser – even if they hate you, it’s good for some publicity photos.
It isn’t over for Newt Gingrich. Many feel that he (wearing a toga), is built to rule over our bacchanualian demise.
In other news, Youtube was responsible for the low turnout at the polls. Next time, no more monkeys or cute kitties