Newt Gingrich, the intellectual of the Republican Party – is full of it. By ‘it’ I mean the ability to crank out brilliant ideas, of course. While other candidates were courting bazillionaires and whipping up Super PAC support, Newt cruised the Greek Islands – that’s how confident he is in his own ability to hustle a few million dollars, one photo at a time.
If you listen to Dave’s ten excellent suggestions and decide to get the historic photo anyway, here’s a word of advice. Yes, you’ll have a keepsake of value for generations to come… Just be sure to write Newt’s name on it, lest a puzzled heir come upon the photo and wonder how the florid guy with the floppy mop is related to him or her. It also might be wise to delete any indications that fifty dollars of their inheritance went toward the vision of greatness.