THE GEORGE BUSH LIBRARY
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in
the planning stages. You’ll want to be the first at your corporation to make
a contribution to this great man’s legacy. The Library will
include:
1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under
construction.
2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can’t remember
anything.
3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t have to
even show up.
4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let
you in.
5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
6.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to
find).
7. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they
make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth
tour.
8. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
with shooting gallery.
9. Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift
Shop – where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
10. The Airport
Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.
11. Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a
7/8 scale model of the President’s ego.
To highlight the President’s
accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you
locate them.