If you doubt that crap personality is the driving force behind conservative politics, look back to your childhood. I’ll bet a dollar to a doughnut that every one of your friends and acquaintances who was an a whole then, is a conservative today.
A Brief History of the World
Republicans haven’t had a new idea since they began purchasing women for sex rather than clubbing them.
It all began about a hundred thousand years ago on a ledge in front of a cave. A female of the human species walked by attracting the attention of a male. The male stepped forward, cocked his arm, and smacked her over the head with a club. WHACK! He then dragged the unconscious female into his cave for sex.
One day there were two males standing in front of the cave when a female walked by. The first cocked back his arm to club a female walking by. The second male grunted to the first that clubbing females over the head to have sex was not nice. WHACK! WHACK! The first male stepped over the unconscious second male and dragged the female into his cave for sex. On that day the World’s First Liberal paid the price for expressing a new idea.
Throughout history the price for preaching tolerance and progress has been paid in threats, beatings, excommunication, incarceration, torture, assassination, and crucifixion.
To pretend that conservatives are not responsible for holding back human progress and enlightenment is much the same as the conservative world view requiring them to declare evolution is a lie and climate change a hoax. A dark heart corrupting the soul and decomposing the brain.
Let’s take a trip back through history and add it all up:
Who nailed whom to a cross?
Who were the Loyalists to the totalitarian monarchy of Mad King George?
Who started the Civil War to defend and extend slavery?
Who fought to keep women as property?
Who battled against child labor statutes?
Who argued against the concept of free public education?
Who campaigned against the right of women to vote?
Who opposed anti-trust and monopoly legislation?
Who fought against workers organizing into Unions?
Who defended Jim Crow laws for a hundred years?
Who voted against civil rights legislation?
Who tries to overturn almost every environmental statute?
Who fought against Social Security, Medicare yesterday, and health care reform today?
Who passes legislation discriminating against Gay couples?
Who wants to enact the Ku Klux Klan’s central issue of eliminating affirmative action?
Who instills in our children the unique American tragedy of gungoonery?
Who have always put their wallets above the common good?
Who promotes war, executions and torture?
Who started World War II for Christ sake!
Conservatives or Liberals?
It’s the historic undeniable truth of the matter.
It’s the nature of the Beast.