Julianna Forlano knows who pillaged the Hostess Corporation, sucked all of the creamy filling out – then tossed the employees in the garbage with the wrappers. Hint: In Paul Ryan world, those sticky fingered people are the 'makers' not the greedy entitled 'takers.' How can you possibly think of raising their taxes by three percent, when they trickle down such gooey bounty? Next thing you know, low paid employees will be wanting to unionize, so they can have some assurance of not losing their jobs and pensions to CEO raises like the Hostess folks did. They'll want higher wages, so that maybe they can drop one of their three low-paying jobs. If idle hands are the devil's playground, there are a lot of virtuous Americans with no time to think of idle sin. In other news: Inexplicably, there's now worse news than being diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome…And that is not being diagnosed with it. You'll see. Next, Julianna gives a hint…So if you don't know how “Lincoln” ends, turn down your volume. Oh – and finally, you may well be paranoid, but that doesn't mean that you're not being watched – so smile or moon the camera. Only you know what your best side is.