Neighbors describe Gun Enthusiast Jimmy Lee Dykes as angry, mean, nasty, dangerous and someone who hated THE GOVERNMENT. Jimmy stopped a school bus in front of his home, shot the bus driver 4 times with a 9mm handgun and grabbed a six year old boy who he dragged to his anti-government DOOMSDAY PREPPER underground bunker. It has now the 5th day the FBI and Police have been negotiating with Dykes. Though police are trying to keep negotiations under wraps, conjecture from the neighbors is that Dykes did all this because he wants to make a political statement to the media. This all happened the day before he was to appear in court for threatening and firing weapons toward a neighbor woman who he accused of messing with the homemade speed bump he put in the road in front of the shed he lived in. Kind of like the Unibomber without the bombs. Though no one is counting bombs out as yet.
Though we lose about 85 people a day including a handful of children under 10 each and every day to bullets, as we did with this bus driver (we will now have to arm school bus drivers with semi automatic weapons with extended clips) I find this one rather unique.
First off, I must say we do not know yet if Gun Enthusiast Jimmy Lee Dykes is a Republican or a Libertarian, or in the queue for the “Doomsday Prepper” TV series.
Secondly, Mr Dykes is 65 years old and does not fit the usual lonely young man profile of our most infamous Gun Enthusiasts Dylan Klebold, Eric Harris, Jared Loughner, James Holmes, Adam Lanza and Tim McVeigh. Though McVeigh was a bit older and managed to kill 168 people all at once, he only killed 19 little kids in a day care center. So comes in second to Adam Lanza.
Secondly, while Republican gun enthusiasts in Congress were explaining what a necessity it is to have 30 shots to successfully bring down the “three, four or six” bad guys in your bedroom, Jimmy Dykes managed do his adversary on a crowded bus with just 4 rounds without an assault rifle.
But I include this story because of the epiphany I had while reading it more in depth. Though all the neighbors agreed that he was an all around a whole Jimmy Lee Dykes is – the ultimate GET OFF MY GRASS dickhead – I wondered what Mrs Dykes had to say. And of course with that it finally hit me. All down the line… Not a one of these white men had a woman. So come on ladies, step up to the bar! Save the children! Date the Mentally Disturbed. GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, WOMEN DO! Well, when they take time off from killing babies and being sluts anyway.