In this Funny or Die video, someone finally musters the courage to explain how hordes of anchor babies are destroying America. According to Republicans, all of our problems will be solved when the babies (whose parents came over our southern border) are rounded up and put into a giant deportation holding cell in Laredo, Texas. Babies whose parents came from the other three directions…Aren’t so much of a problem. Only these tykes are future ‘criminals’ ‘rapists’ and ‘job stealers.’ Preventing more immigrants from becoming Americans is a sad issue to rally ’round, but as you can see, these are some tough little customers.
See this baby? I’ll bet it doesn’t even speak English!
The lazy tykes just ‘ leach at the teats of America, while we do nothing to stop them.” There is one BIG baby who doesn’t like them, and he especially doesn’t like to see any (other) baby doing that!