I love Amy Schumer! Though it is hard to find anything she does clean enough to put up here.
We now get a doorbell ring package more days than not. I have been suckered into it myself. Just about everything you can buy, cheaper, no shipping charge and in two days. Amazon Prime. And a whole bunch of crappy movies and tv shows free on smart tv!
I experienced something like this more than 10 years ago when I found my wife weeping in the lobby of hotel in Florida. I assumed she had got news that one of her parents had passed away. Nope. She had dropped her cell phone out of the car and ran over it. ON VACATION! Away from home! Oh the horror…