I like Andy Rooney. He was the only man in the media who took the side of Dr. Kevorcian. Hear! Here! Dignity in life and death.
During the time the Republicans were impeaching President Clinton for a hummer – forcing mothers to tell everything they knew about their daughters proclivityto oral sex (or go to GOVERNMENT prison) in the name of freedom and liberty, I played a little Andy Rooney to make a point. From 13 years ago…
The BJ Impeachment
All honorable men of good character who may be lucky enough to get a BJ not only refrain from pointing the finger, but lie about it if asked.
[Andy Rooney mode on]
Have you ever noticed that it always seems like the people who have their noses in other people’s pants are usually uglier than I am? Have you ever noticed that those who are too ugly to have sex themselves get their snoots in a snit over other people having sex? Have you ever noticed how bitter so many ugly people are because there is nothing they can do about being discriminated against in the area of social interaction? Have you ever noticed that all those school bullies in your childhood were not only big, but ugly? How about the Ku Klux Klan? All the ones I’ve seen are so ugly they wear bags over their heads. How about all those people hitting each other on the Jerry Springer Show? They all seem to be ugly, don’t they? I don’t know about you, but I think we would all be a lot better off if ugly people just kept their mouths shut.
[Andy Rooney mode off]