Understandably, Anil does not want the street he lives on changed to Dick Street. But the New Jersey guy with the hunting falcon on his arm doesn’t care one way or the other. Jordan Klepper enters the fray to ask what dickish names are okay and which are not.
What is interesting in all this is that the name change would be helpful for getting around as the existing Dick Street suddenly becomes Ellsworth Street for no good reason. Dick Street is about 5 times longer than Ellsworth Street with a much larger group of people living on Dick Street who like it just fine.
I say solve the problem calmly by renaming both streets Barack Obama Boulevard.