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Apple removes Boobie n Bikini apps from iTunes, filthy dirty prom stays

Apple as Net Nannies, Never! Okay, maybe a little, a token really. Apple, wishing to avoid more incidents of
children finding prom apps and "offending their parents," pulled Boobie n Bikini apps from iTunes. Yay!
Everyone felt safe and happy now.

Psst! Those in the know, say the iTunes store is still full of dirty, nasty, obscene prom. These are experts,
we owe it to hear them out, even at the expense of a few moms and dads not sleeping well at night.Audiobooks, safe there hey? It seems Jobs has overlooked such titles as the Bronte Sisters epic "Lick, Insert, Send," "Confessions of a Porn star," and "Dark Desires." More are available through iTunes. How about some T.V.! Hmm…Showtime’s "Secret Diary of a Call Girl," and "Poison Ivy 4?" One last try. Music, surely music won’t be loaded with prom where you least expect it. I can be wrong it seems. When there are over 50 covers of Donna Summer’s "Love to Love You Baby" you can well imagine the variations on that theme, times every other song ever made. Take the token Steve Jobs handed you moms and dads, and believe! You’ll be much happier that way.