#1: When you bring guns into a restaurant don’t be black
#2 If you are black don’t carry anything that looks like a gun. Don’t even carry gum because it sounds like a gun.
#3 If you’re black don’t try any of this crap, it’s for white ;people.
#4 Don’t wear a hoodie.
#5 Do whatever it takes to make paranoid white people feel comfortable, like talking about Macklemore at brunch.