Who could have guessed that Jan Brewer’s veto of the SB1062 bill would have such far reaching influence. It goes so far as to “enslaving Christians to bake ‘giant penis cakes!”
The veto further opens Arizona to wild sexual orgies – which one gathers, pass for stately decorum in gay weddings – according to Tea Party Nation President Judson Phillips.
No, the Onion did not come up with this insanity. These predictions are straight from the mouth of Tea Party leader Judson Phillips. In a searing email to supporters, which was also posted on the group website, Phillips explained why Christians have much to fear, stating that Brewer’s refusal to sign the bill that would have made it legal for businesses to discriminate against gays and lesbians means that Christians in Arizona will essentially be slaves.
Phillips foresees a world in which bakers are forced to “create a cake for a homosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it” (Why would they want any other kind) Phillips also warns photographers to gird their loins – so to speak, and prepare to “photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be clothesless or engage in sexual behavior.” It makes you wonder where his imagery originates. Ah, but more about the oppression of Christians – which oddly seems to be synonymous with Tea Party, in Phillip’s predictions.
Judson Phillips brings it home with, “Would they force a Jewish photographer to work a Klan or Nazi event? How about forcing a Muslim caterer to work a pork barbeque dinner?” “It is tyranny on the march,” he writes.
Do you suppose gay couples will seek out Christian wedding providers, just because ‘forcing’ them to make those cakes is more fun than having their weddings planned by vendors who aim to please?
Obviously Phillips and his merry band fail to see the economic advantages to be had – preferring to envision Sodom and Gomorrah in the desert. Have you noticed the Tea Party are a little overly focused on genitalia shaped cakes and wild, wanton weddings? There are no other possible plus sides to the veto in their shared myopic view. It’s as if they haven’t read the long list of profitable companies and franchises which warned Jan Brewer they would be out of Arizona if they proceeded with the intolerant bill.
But wait! There are more fun comments from concerned citizens with an equally limited capacity to see how right Jan Brewer’s decision is. They are included in Susie’s (or is it Jackie’s) brief but highly amusing video presentation.