Best Burglar Name and Request. While it may seem the best of luck to have a tip as to the burglars’s identitiy,if you must be burgled, it doesn’t get much better than the phone call Courvoisier Marteze Riley made to his recently burglarized victims, with a little request to make of them. Unfortunately for Courvoisier Marteze Riley (I love that name), the police were at the home, holding his belongings. It’s a shame his prison nickname will probably be a version of “forgetful.”
Best Brainless Protest. An unknown someone hacked Roger Goodell’s Wikipedia page accusing him of being a racist against white people and conservatives. This comes hard on the heels of Limbaugh being squeezed out of part ownership of the St. Louis Rams. Not surprisingly, Limbaugh faithful are uninformed as to why he is not being allowed in, the reasons are given here, not including the fact that the players threatened to leave!
Most Well Practiced Liar, Karl Rove. Lies concerning troops to Afghanistan emerge from Rove as if he believes them, until Diane Sawyer stops him short, and puts him on the truth train with the actual words from the top commander in Kabul, and
his request for 30,000 more troops which was turned down flat!