America’s Best Christian, Mrs Betty Bowers has a few pointed words for anyone (and someone special) who brags about being a patriot on social media. A definition of the word patriotism, and an honest look at its recent use shows that the word has been hijacked by un-American Twitterpaths. Betty recalls when patriotism was something we shared, not something we hold against one another. If that’s true, those with the biggest flags, scariest eagles and shiny, erect muskets on their sites are in truth – unpatriotic. According to Betty, they believe that those who have views that differ from theirs, aren’t patriotic. So much for the First Amendment – we were only using the Second anyway.
A certain individual comes to mind, when Betty flames someone who ‘loathes their fellow Americans while admiring unelected despots.’ A particular Vladimir Putin fanboy is never named, but only the most narcissistic can miss Betty’s target.