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Beware the Akron Serial Pooper is on the loose!

the akron pooperSo far he has pooped on 19 cars and many more not yet reported. This guy knows he will get caught sooner or later and then what?  Kinda looks like Joe the Plumber. This should not be a top story but a number 2 story. Well at least someone gives a sh*t. Now that his photo is up will he stop or just keep sh*tting around? Have they taken any in as evidence to see what he eats and perhaps trace it to local restaurants?  Does poop freeze making it easy to remove. I hope he doesn’t get his ass stuck on a car like a tongue on a pole.  Will this get him on the Tonight Show? Bet he listens to rap music! And most importantly, is this a liberal or conservative thing?