Bill Maher reaches out to Trump voters who are either drug addicts or drunks with the data to back it up. But hey, when you are drunk, on meth, oxy or heroin what does data have to do with anything? Or facts. Or news. Or truth. Or even reality for that matter. Are they all on drugs or alcohol? It would seems so. Oh… All on drugs, alcohol and Jesus… Pretty much the same thing…
So there is something we can reach out to them with. The Sixties drug culture. And the Sixties sex culture if we can limit it to just family members. And guns! What the Hell, we are about to give them silencers at Walmart. Quiet things down some, good for everyone. And what with those who have guns around ten times more likely to shoot themsleves, their children, their spouses, their neighbors and themsleves, let Darwin work it out.
And the wall. What the Hell. It will create jobs in The Valley – the southern Hispanic Democrat region of Texas – and will have little if any effect. After all, how long before drones can carry a person over a fence?
And single payer health care! 60% of Americans want that. I through that out a few times to my pals down here to find they don’t know what that is. When i explained it they defined it as socialism or reverse racism.
Which brings up again the historic bottom line of American Politics:
I DON’T WANT MY TAX MONEY GOING TO THOSE LAZY THUGS DOWNTOWN
Transgender bathrooms? How many people are we dealing with there? 9? So we give them free crates of Depends for number one, and if they need to number two, just have them drop it somewhere near a public bathroom. Make a salient point!
No Abortions? More votes for Democrats 18 years from now.
Immigration and deportation? Hey, all those people just need to bite the bullet and go change their names to Johnson, Kapinsky, and Phillip.