Mixing up The Donald with a toddler aside, the take away from this one is the new dye yourself dark product which comes in three shades, brown, dark brown and shot by the cops black.
Which reminds me how little things change, look at this one I wrote more than 20 years ago.
WHITE-OUT PERM!
A line of cosmetics that with just one application turns you irreversibly Black forever!
CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER!
Inspired by the Republican Party for the discriminating men and women of America who say being Black gets them a better deal than being White!
PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!
First 100 customers choose a free all expense paid vacation to one of the following: Forsythe County, Georgia; Meterie, Louisiana; or Vidor, Texas!
ONLY $9.95! HURRY! ONLY $9.95!
We already have a line of people with American Flag labels and Rush Limbaugh coffee mugs five across and 15 miles long!
DON’T MISS THIS CHANCE TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE!
And you know, you can Google Republican speeches on film from the twenties and thirties that are no different than Ted Cruz, Donald Trump or David Duke speeches today. Some things never change which is the very definition of “conservative.” Just a matter of how far back you want to go. For most Republicans that would be the antebellum 1850’s, while for Libertarians it would be the Stone Age.