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Bill Maher: Sarah Palin Pope Francis Tweet War

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“If Sarah Palin thinks Pope Francis is liberal, wait till she gets a load of Jesus!”

pope palinGood to see Sister Sarah back in the news. Paling around with Ted Cruz and dissing the Pope for being nice.  Religious leaders are not suppose to be nice. They are suppose to be intolerant a wholes. And I’ll even bet you Pope Francis is not even a gun enthusiast or has killed anything this week at all.

I was thinking. You know Sarah Palin’s best pals are Ted Cruz and Ted Nugent.  One who escaped very liberal Canadian, the other running from the community organizer infested Midwest state of Michigan to come down to Texas to man the Alamo and fight off the hordes of Santa Obama’s foreign legions.

Alaska has a Democratic Senator and an Independent Senator. It’s already purple. Perhaps like Mr Nugent and Mr Cruz, Mrs Palin should escape her unwelcome and wishy-washy state of Alaska and come on down to Dumbutt, Texas where she will be better appreciated. Her soothing voice and fine intellect would put her at the top of the GOP heap in Texas. And she could carry around a AK47 to compliment Jesus and his .44 magnum.

And hey, Governor Rick Perry will soon have nothing to do, so he and Sarah Palin could do a Texas remake of Dumb and Dumber.