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Bill Nye finds the Universe was created with Amy Schumer in mind

Bill Nye, universe created for airheadsThe universe calls to American Airheads to explain transcendent existence popular science advocate Bill Nye tells us.  It is the  messages from the cosmic central to 20 something American airheads that tells them to do a mitten startup and keep sleeping with their bosses. But why the Cosmic Center? Well God is not going to tell them it’s fine to sleep with their bosses and neither Republicans who are not presently sleeping with them.