Suing a President is just the kind of silly and absurd idea that Second City Comedy Network would dream up, and do for fun. I mean really – it’s an over-the-top, and ridiculous concept! Who would even think of suing a President in reality? I’ll tell you who. The lawsuit chasing attorneys Boehner, Bachmann & Steinweitz – that’s who!
At Boehner, Bachmann & Steinweitz, they hear the crackpots. That’s why their motto is: “Just because someone else voted him in, doesn’t make him your president!” Congress has been operating under this belief system for several years, and they haven’t passed one bill benefiting the people without expensive protests…And they get paid to get along!
If Second City were to do this humorous sketch, their ads might show people who feel that a president has taken something from them. Therefore, they have something coming to them. That is when a group of (less than honorable) attorneys are at their side, to help make reparations. Maybe Lincoln took your slaves? You deserve compensation.
Perhaps Kennedy took your tax money to some far-off place called the Moon…Then he didn’t even finish out his term. You can sue, just like this man did!
Didn’t you get the chicken and a pot from President Hoover,the President who created the lovely Hooverville Estates?.This lady didn’t get a chicken either, but she does have a lovely jet ski! Whatever your gripe, Boehner, Bachmann & Steinweitz, can fix it. Are you upset about Benghazi? The Birth Certificate, Iraq, Global Warming…Well, you get the idea.
If you’re in a situation like this – call Boehner, Bachmann & Steinweitz! right now. Don’t forget! It’s Boehner, Bachmann & Steinweitz, they’ll sue your “deadbeat President” and make sure America is run just the way you deserve it to be…So you might want to think twice.