Samantha Bee sent a crew to the evangelical convention in Colorado, where Christians remind us to ‘love they neighbor – as long as they’re not a Muslim.’ The honored speaker for the holy hootenanny was none other than Donald Trump of ‘Two Corinthians’ fame.
You might well assume that Christian evangelicals are not judgmental, and like Christ – are accepting, from the way they overlook Trump’s failings without a single ‘tsk!’ You’d be wrong in that assumption. In evangelical world, Hillary is of the devil! They ‘know’ she’s a liar. Add Hillary’s association with our President, the ‘radical Islamic Terrorist’ and the woman is Armageddon in a pantsuit!
Still, a lot of fun was had, and you won’t want to miss a moment of God’s representatives on earth describing why they cling to a lying, snake-oil salesman who’s been married three times, and openly lusts after his own daughter. For answers we look to a young man who confidently pronounced Trump’s morality and values far above those of Hillary. Asked to name a few of Trump’s appealing values, he looked skyward for inspiration, uttered a prolonged ‘Uhhhhhhh’ and declared it to be a ‘loaded question.’ The young man finally committed;” At least he doesn’t hire hookers, he has the decency to marry them.” ( Was this a problem for Hillary, I wonder) He added; “As long as he isn’t murdering people or killing babies, I’m sure he’s fine.”