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Gold: David Williams, president of the Kentucky State Senate is the golden turd in the punchbowl today. Williams is the ‘brains’ behind the ultimate racist/sexist Senate Bill 6. If it works, the whities get to jail anyone who doesn’t have their I.D. with them, on the presumption that they’re in the country illegally until proven otherwise. The downside, may mean that in-between Juleps, they will get to mow that blue grass, and shovel a lot of their own
thoroughbred horse poop, an honor to be sure.
Silver: Romanian President Traian Basescu will
wear purple on Thursday as a fashion statement, a protective one. Every witch and fortune teller in Romania is angry with him for decrying that they should pay taxes as of Jan. 1st.
Not the sort to carry protest signs,
Romanian witches from the east and west will head to the southern plains and the Danube River on Thursday to threaten the government with spells and spirits, some of which include casting spells on the president and government with cat excrement and dead dogs. Let us count our blessings that Christine O’Donnell flunked out of Witchcraft 101.
Bronze: The wife of ‘the Butt Dialer’ who naturally was distressed when her husband’s cell number rang through with violent language and nothing from her husband. So distressed was the the woman, that 30 – yes thirty SWAT teams
locked hubbie’s business and work associates down for THREE hours! Unaware of any stress,the husband drove home, blissfully unaware of the police action – or the pants pocket Rap concert he was providing his wife.