John Oliver accepts Alex Jone’s challenge to put his comments in context, rather than the typical clips of Jones screaming. What we learned was that Jones “The Walter Cronkite of bat-shit, shrieking gorilla clowns” – as pegged by Oliver, has a method to his madness. We see insane conspiracy theories, but Jones is in actuality a salesman who spends hours a day frightening you into buying his products! Alex Jones’ media influence is growing, with close to 6 million daily listeners and viewers, chief among them ‘real news’ enthusiast Donald Trump.Needless to say, listeners believe Jones.
See how an emotional Jones turns a story about tap water into a ‘gay bomb and gay frog’ story, in which the only remedy is one of the water purifiers from his Infowars web site. Each and every story seems to have a tie-in with his store.There is even a package of wipes – presumably for your survival pack, or to use when the plumbing is on the fritz.
John Oliver is offering a similar item in his fledgling store, to remedy the not-so-fresh feeling one gets after watching Alex Jones. You won’t pay $10 dollars, you won’t pay $8.95. John Oliver’s moisture armored Tactical Assault Wipe is priced at $1 Million dollars! Disclaimer: Use only as directed,in the area illustrated or you could die! That’s what Oliver’s own flaky blond doctor says.