Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian congratulates Vladimir Putin for banning homosexuality in thought, word and deed! The shirtless dictator has done it just in time. The eyes of the world will be on Russia during the Winter Olympics. Millions will be glued to their TV screens just to watch the figure skating alone! It puts me in mind of Russia’s own world famous Mariinsky and Bolshoi ballet companies, which Putin happily thinks are filled with heterosexual athletes.
If Putin sees Betty’s message to him, both figure skating and ballet will undergo radical changes very soon. Keep him in the dark unless you wish to see a pseudo-macho version of ‘Wrestling On Ice’ and Swan Lake Duck Hunt performed in Moscow.