INDIANAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—In a history-making decision, Gov Mike Pence of Indiana has signed into law a bill that officially recognizes stupidity as a religion.…
“Two guys break into an atheist’s home, he has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters and tie him up in a chair and…
Bill O’Reilly has called for a “Holy War” to fight ISIS and Islamic extremism in the Middle East even though as you must have heard,…
“If this woman was against the holy Koran and had done it deliberately, and if she was at the same time a non-Muslim woman, then…
Oh no, when Bill Maher made his documentary on what bullpoop religion was he managed to put a hot mic on Pope Benedict while visiting…
Not to be outdone by the intolerance of Islam, Buddhism has joined that gang of theocratic injustice in Myanmar by throwing three men in jail…
How could that be, Governor Scott sure doesn’t look like a moron, but good to have a new face for the Global Warming denial moron…
Dr Ben Carson saying that straight men going into prison come out gay is like Dr Ben Carson going into that sentence as a neurosurgeon…
We would all be a lot better off if we saved what little love there is the world for each other rather than, Imagine there’s…
The bigger point made here by Jon Stewart is not so much foreign policy but the KIND of people Republicans. Imagine if you will that…
The big angry Jewish money that drives American foreign policy is not just AIPAC, the WEEKLY STANDARD or in this case the New York Times.…
“Absolutely being gay is a choice because a lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight — and when they come out,…
Sure making fun of the dumbest man in the Senate is like shooting fish in a barrel, but it gives us a chance to see…
Wasn’t this wrestling thing the end of Andy Kaufman and isn’t this the kind of thing that Stephen Colbert would do rather than Jon Stewart…
“I find a very good measure of correlation between my religious beliefs and my scientific beliefs, People say, ‘How can you be a scientist, how…