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SNL Weekend Update, Ben Carson is a complete idiot, March 7 2015

Dr Ben Carson saying that straight men going into prison come out gay is like Dr Ben Carson going into that sentence as a neurosurgeon and coming out as a complete idiot.

The question is, no this would be a statement, Dr Carson being a complete idiot will have SNL Ben Carson is a complete idiotno effect upon his run for President. Being a complete idiot is a feather in the cap to the Republican Base which looks up to those who are smarter than they are.

Let me ask this question one last time. What is it in this world of ours that can make an otherwise intelligent human become a complete idiot? To publicly behead people, stone women to death, agree that people leaving a religion should be executed, that the world is 6000 years old, underwear is magic, people live in fish, snakes talk, God lives on planet Xenu and that homosexuality is a choice.

Just to be clear, the majority of people in Egypt, Palestine, Jordan, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Malaysia believe execution is the proper punishment for Apostasy. The country with the highest percentage, 86%, who believe death is the proper punishment for leaving the faith are our moderate Muslim friends and allies from Jordan. Anyone want to discuss anti-Semitism in the Muslim world? I thought not… I am so sick to death of all this religious political correctness I could just poop…