This, in the first episode of the new reality show, The Trumps of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, we find that the biggest loser in 2016 were not Bill and Hillary Clinton, but America’s lardass bully Chris Christie.
Remember now, it was Christie who put the first stamp of approval and credibility on The Donald by being the first to endorse him. The New Jersey bully jumped ship from the GOP establishment to become The Donald’s sidekick and go-for. The Oliver Hardy of the 2016 election.
At the time pundits thought Christie crazy for putting his political career on the line for a loser. Well, thing changed, The Donald became the winner and dumped Christie like a Dan Quayle hot potatoe.
As the world turns, we find Trump Son-in-law Jared Kushner in vindictive posture over Christie from the start for indicting his father, and the housewives of Pennsylvania Avenue unhappy with a low class lardass smelling up their bathrooms and gobbling up all the donuts.
Next we find patriarch Donald mad as Hell that Christie did not take the fall for a mother with children in the Bridgegate matter and above all, the Donald aghast that after being “unliked” Christie crashed their post election party without being invited.
Will Rudy Giuliani save the day? Will Melania be selling a perfume line out of the West Wing? Will Tiffany come out of the shadows and get a boob job? Tune in tomorrow for the greatest reality show of all time, The Trumps of Pennsylvania Avenue.
Today Chris Christie and all his people on the inside have been shown the door and are out on the street on their way back to New Jersey hoping the traffic has finally let up on the George Washington Bridge.
Chris Christie not only lost his political future, and standing he had in the Republican Party, lost the governorship of New Jersey, lost any hope of ever talking to his idle Bruce Springsteen again and from the looks of it lost far more face than lard.