web analytics
Menu Close

Christian Tennessee electric chair, Granlund cartoon

Christian Tennessee electric chair

Nothing Jesus loves better than an execution. In fact that is what Jesus was all about! The spirit of Jesus Christ lives in the execution chambers in our most Christian states.  And nothing Christians enjoy more than seeing someone’s head burst into flame in the electric chair than just quietly nodding out. And hey, what if there is a brown out? What then? Public hanging are popular in other religious nations.  Stoning is fun.  And public beheadings is what God really wants more of.

The United States, even Texas, has a long way to go to come up to par with Atheist Red China and the Islam theocracies in tying people up and dragging them off to be killed. But with the help of prayer and a personal relationship with Jesus Christ it is doable.

Have to give Jesus credit for his infamous last words.  After being found guilty by rule of law, and sentenced by rule of law, instead of asking for forgiveness while being executed he asked that those who executed him be forgiven.  No remorse. It goes well with Jesus being a NRA life member.