A Christian marriage is a three way arrangement, and Jesus always comes first.
Christian youth pastor Kevin, gosh… I really enjoy the foreign language inherent in these people. It’s reminds me of philosophy majors around a keg of beer. Who knows what the Hell they are yammering on and on about. It’s like taking some simple thing everyone already knows and switching all the words around to make it confusing just for the sake of making it confusing. Is there some sort of Evangelical dictionary available so all of us going to Hell can follow along?
I remember having to take Philosophy 101 as a senior for some requirement to graduate. All the freshmen held the cool instructor in awe for all the HEAVY things he would ask them. He pointed at me one day and asked “What is bigger, the thought of an elephant or the thought of a mouse?” I replied, “My boner.” So much for stupid questions. That phised him off so he singled me out again for his next HEAVY question. “Does a tree falling in the woods make any noise if no one is around to hear it?” I quickly answered. “Of course, are you nuts?” As he turned purple he asked how I knew that if I wasn’t there. I replied, “Well, I just came here from my physics class.” Needless to say I got a D in that course.