Both Ken Starr and his wife Alice are practicing members of the Church of Christ, which is the denomination of California’s Pepperdine University. This is where Ken Starr has been since he dedicated his life and reputation to lead Republicans upon our nation’s most embarrassing historical moment. The 1998 failed impeachment (in the Senate) of President Clinton for a hummer in the coffee clutch. The Ken Starr Report – Filthiest public document every submitted to congress
Ken Starr forced young women (and sometimes their mothers) – under threat of years in federal prison – to tell him not only who they had sex with, but when they had sex, what specifically they did during the sex act, what positions they used, and of course if they swallowed. He was the voice of the Republican Party at the time which was hell bent upon peeking in our windows. How to explain oral sex to a 6 year old
All honorable men of good character who may be lucky enough to get a BJ not only refrain from pointing the finger, but lie about it if asked.
From now on in America, any man lucky enough to get a BJ knows to pull the shade; for there is probably a Republican outside peeking in the window. Rack Jite quotes
Baylor college has been looking for a
new President since 2006 when they unceremoniously fired John M. Lilley
as payback for helping evolutionists and Darwinists close the faculty
doors on William Dembski’s Intelligent
Design office at their science department. Baylor University President John M. Lilley Fired
Now they can go back to
teaching college level creationism in whatever form they desire! Just
more embarrassment of being from Texas.
BTW, Baylor is in Waco, Texas,
home of Jesus of Waco, David Koresh. If you forgot, this is the First
Tea Party where they shot over 30 children in the head rather than
accept BIG GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION into their lives. Waco in a NutsHell
The board of reagents at Baylor have been very concerned with Starr and his
affiliation to the Church of Christ. After all, unlike Baptists where
dancing was outlawed until 1996 – and still disallows "pelvic
gyrations" on campus – Church of Christ members are not allowed to use
or listen to musical instruments. This last issue is important in
understanding the religious doctrine behind it. BAYLOR:
Goal to reaffirm Christian direction
Church of Christ relies completely on the NEW TESTAMENT. There were no
no musical instruments mentioned in the New testament. So it follows
that things not mentioned in the book do not exist and cannot be used.
Like organs, pianos, cars, phones, televisions and of course indoor
plumbing. This is probably why Pepperdine University is known to be so
full of crap. Also keep in mind this is a step up from Jehovah’s Witnesses who are not allowed to play/listen to music at all!
I think the worry of the fine Baptists on they Board there at Baylor is
ill advised. Things will work out just fine I am sure. Starr will help get the
college back to its intolerant Baptist roots as intended, and singing a
Capella just does not have enough rhythm behind it to generate pelvic gyrations.
And hey, both religions require baptism by full body immersion into
muddy river water. It’s a real witch in Winter.