You may wonder how anyone who is sucking on a coffee bean which has passed through the digestive tract of a bat, can make you feel lame and inferior – I know I do! Hipster chic requires them to ugly up and accessorize with a pretentious and condescending attitude. Have you been waiting long? I hope you’re in the mood for “One large hot coffee” because it’s all that gets their seal of approval. If you want something else, go somewhere else – and take a free insult with you!
