Last year at this time down here in Dumbutt we were suffering the worst drought in Texas history. This year if it doesn’t stop raining, levee going to break… Climate change is hoax. Not only Republicans say that, but 80% of local TV “meterologists” do to! They do so because local TV management is so afraid of losing their audience to Fox News they crap there pants.
Farmers out in the vast heartland of Real America are praying for rain. They actually think that will work. They do not understand that dancing for rain is what really works. Well they better get their rugged individualist asses to work on this one way or another.
HANDS OFF any community water tower, government water mains, or federally funded dams and reservoirs. They just need to pray alone or dance alone and cry alone. But NO HANDOUTS. When we had this problem last year we just bought more ammo and everything turned out fine.
Speaking of ammo. Just heard that gun and ammo sales have skyrocketed in Colorado! So I would suggest that from now on any of you who are prone to talk during a movie keep your yaps shut or else. I also wonder if concessions will rethink charging people $5 for a nickel’s worth of soda with so many armed people in line. Giving literal meaning to THEY OUGHTABE SHOT.
