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Colbert: The Zombie Apocalypse, CDC denies it!

 

Get ready for “Finding Zombies” on the National Geographic channel (owned by Rupert Murdoch). But wait! Didn’t the CDC, which is full of doctors and scientists just say not to worry, they do not exist?  What do doctors and scientists know about this?  Nothing… We have to find out what Glenn Beck and Michele Bachmann have to say about it.

Cannibalism is already a staple of religious belief around the world. What do you think that little white wafer is? Of course you can’t have the wind anymore. Catholic Bishops freedom of religions to deny birth control to all women and eat the flesh and drink the blood of the Son of God. How wise these men are…

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