The search is on for the 2012 equivalent of Obama’s winning slogan, “Change We Can Believe In.” In the past week Conan has attempted to help both Romney and Obama cull their speeches and conversations for winning slogans. These are the absolute bottom of the barrel. On the bright side, the out of context bits such as Obama’s “Can anyone afford an extra thousand dollars right now?” are pre-edited and ready for broadcast on Fox News. My choice? “I like cars!”