Conan and Andy handicapped the Papal Race, and the winnah, Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio isn't a surprise to Conan. Both Bergoglio and Conan get to wear 'the big hat' while Conan and Andy discuss the holy also-rans.
On a more serious note, how will his strict old testament stance on gay marriage and gay adoption go over with modern Catholics, when – like the Republican party, the Church seeks new members, but is unbending in long-held dogma?
The Pope also takes a firm stand on abortion and – another rather personal decision, that of using contraception. Is it immoral to limit the size of your family, rather than bring them into lives of poverty? Oddly, the clergy take vows of celibacy and poverty, (although you can't tell it by the Cardinal's ball gowns) but the women in the pews don't.