The Vatican just announced that Pope Francis did secretly meet with anti-gay, Kentucky clerk, Kim Davis. Before the announcement, I staunchly defended the Pope, claiming there was no truth to the rumor that a hillbilly woman with a large red ‘A’ on her forehead slithered in, and met with our beloved Pope.
We have only the word of a gay-hating harlot, who claims that what went on behind closed doors, differs from the account given by The Vatican. The Big V claims the Pope gave Davis rosaries (she’s not Catholic, she’ll use them during Mardi Gras),and told her to ‘stay strong.’ However, according to the trashy vamp, Kim – the Pope gave her a Vatican City t-shirt, and told her to keep holding the line against the gay invaders from space!
Conan’s staff did some digging and found that Kim Davis wasn’t the only undesirable who got to meet privately with Pope Francis. Unlike the Pope’s meeting with Davis, there are photos of his meetings with other notable jerks. Within the video, you’ll see the Pope with five more questionable celebrities you know and loathe. Pictured, the Pope has already dropped an album, but here he is talking with Shug Knight about a possible recording contract. Apparently, Shug spotted the Papal bling and saw the possibilities for an album and tour. The Pope would do well to take Knight’s offer if – it is found that there is a molecule of truth in what Kim Davis says. That said, don’t look for the bad ass Pope Revue and Rap Show anytime soon.