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CONAN :Zomb-Ease Orthopedic Shoes For Zombies…Warning: A Little Gross

Conan O'Brien: At last! Doctor designs orthopedic shoes for zombies and the special needs of the walking dead!

At long last, the walking dead can stroll in style!   Zombies do put on the miles! You never see them driving, and yet – they still cover a great many miles and give the living a run for their money. You’ll be particularly impressed when you see the foot and posture problems they’ve had to overcome. Thanks to the good doctor, the living won’t stand a chance in the coming Zombie Apocalypse…Thanks a lot, doc!

If this seems inappropriate for the season, I include it for those who are still not convinced that the world as we know it will end on December 21st. Many of these people are preparing for ‘the worst’ – including a Zombie Apocalypse!