Conan has remained faithful in offering his help to both President Obama and Mitt Romney in their quest to find ‘The Slogan’ which will define their campaign and turn the corner for them. The magic of editing may not be the candidate’s best friend, but Conan offers up a fresh batch of boggled slogans for your perusal tonight. I rather like the candor of Romney’s ‘ I’m Responsible For Someone’s Death.’ It’s honest and the implied threat offers subliminal reason to vote for him.