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Conservative pundits gone wild!

Nationwide, conservative media pundits appear to be shifting into a frenzied overdrive of late, what with the McCain/Conservative imbroglio reaching new heights of tizzy and Super Tuesday upon us.

Grand Old Pundit Rush Limbaugh is reported to have blown out two shirts worth of buttons with his chest beating, while smarmy little right-wing Eddie Haskell Sean Hannity has allowed his hair to be mussed. Hannity also allowed his counterpart Alan Colmes to actually get a civil word in edgewise.

Media watchers fear Hannity, Limbaugh, and others will reach such a state that they may “over-ignite”, much like a lightbulb right before it burns out – shining particularly bright before dying completely. Many are trying to predict when so they can record the event and use it on You Tube. A Rush implosion could steal all other headlines.

For now, though, they just keep reporting, commenting, and predicting. The latest prognostication: Ron Paul will come out for Giuliani. Not much gets by those guys.